27 January 2009

Person B "enjoys" Person A

The funniest part of my otherwise long day:

The scene:  GK12, 6th lesson.  The kids are supposed have partners and write and perform dialogues.  The instructions:  Person A and Person B are two people who once went to language school together and are meeting each other again for the first time in ten years.  Write a dialogue for their encounter.

The students:  Dominic and Viktor

Their dialogue (performed enthusiastically):

Viktor: DAY-AMM, is that you, Person B?

Dominic:  Oh.  Hello, Person A.  It has been a long time since we enjoyed each other.

Viktor:  Wow, Person B, you look like the President!

Dominic:  Yes, I am quite well-dressed. 

Viktor:  You must make one thousand million dollars!

Dominic:  Not exactly... I am a lawyer.  What do you do?

Viktor:  I'm a professional PC gamer.

Dominic:  That's... nice.

Viktor:  Your wife must look like a PORN STAR!

Dominic:  No, she is intelligent and well-behaved.

Viktor:  Oh.

1 comment:

Emily said...

Good use of English...I guess?